One of the things I meant to write about last week was that I went in for the one hour glucose test. This involves drinking something sweet, waiting an hour, then getting blood drawn to test blood sugar levels. If they are too high, it could indicate gestational diabetes.
Could you imagine me with diabetes of any sort? Me? The quintessential sugar addict? I’d go mad, I tell you, mad like a.. like a.. something that is very mad. I seem to be stuck for a simile tonight. Someone suggest one so I can go back and edit and sound clever, pretty please?
Anyway, I was worried that whatever they gave me to drink would be gross and thick or something and I’d have trouble getting it down. No worries. It was just extra-sweet orange soda.
The funny thing about it was something I noticed while reading the label. I’m an obsessive label reader for some reason; probably due to boredom in general. Anyway, I read the ingredients and it had glucose and dextrose and various artificial colors and flavors. That wasn’t the funny part.
At the top of the label, above the ingredients, it had a warning that said somethign to the effect that it was illegal to dispense it without a prescription.
Who’d have thought that extra-sugary orange soda was such a dangerous thing?
Do we need to start watching out for dealers on the street trying to sell purloined extra-sugary orange soda along with speed and crack and various illegally obtained prescription drugs? Is anyone doing anything about labs where they make their own by adding sugar to normal orange soda? Is this the crime of the future?
A mosquito just bit me on the very tip of my big toe. Ow. It hurts a lot.